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Sassy Quote Mug
£9.99
2 for £18
2 for £18 — you save £1.98
Choose your mug
Inside colour:
Not personalisable — design is fixed. Size guide
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Dishwasher & microwave safe
Glazed inside and out
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Made when you order it
Printed in Cornwall. Usually 3 days.
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Ships in 3 days
Royal Mail Tracked 48 after print
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Free UK delivery
On orders over £35
Sassy quote mug for the friend who's not ignoring you, just avoiding. Funny pop art coffee cup and brilliant birthday gift for antisocial best friends.
Every design is drawn from observation — chart, harbour, or headland reference — not from stock clipart. Made to order in Cornwall. Hand-numbered when it's a limited run.
- 11oz ceramic — glazed inside and out
- Dishwasher safe. Microwave safe.
- 95mm tall × 82mm diameter, wide handle
- Full-wrap print — 2451 × 1051 px at 300 DPI
- Made to order in Cornwall — not mass-produced stock
- Gift box available at checkout (+£3.50)
- Free UK delivery on orders over £35 — two mugs gets you there
- Below £35: £2.99 standard UK delivery
- 3 working days to print, then Royal Mail Tracked 48
- Most mainland orders arrive within 5 working days total
- 14-day returns, no questions
- Wrong item or defect: replaced or full refund. No return needed.
- Change of mind: return at your cost, refund on arrival
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About this mug
Sassy Quote Mug is a made-to-order ceramic mug printed in the UK. The full wrap-around design covers the body — no seams, no white border, finished edge-to-edge with a glaze that survives the dishwasher and the microwave.
Choose your format above. The 11oz white is the everyday standard; the 15oz suits a bigger morning brew; the magic mug reveals the design when a hot drink hits it; and the colour- inside range adds a bold contrast on the lip and handle. Same artwork, different mug — pick the one that fits the person.
Printed and shipped from our UK partner within 3 working days. Royal Mail tracked delivery. Free UK shipping on orders over £35.
Common questions
- Is the design dishwasher safe?
- Yes — the print is fired into the glaze, not a sticker. It survives dishwasher and microwave use for the life of the mug.
- Can I personalise it with a name?
- Not on this one. The design is fixed. For one-off personalised mugs, see our commission service.
- How long until it arrives?
- Each mug is made-to-order in the UK and ships within 3 working days via Royal Mail tracked 48. Most UK orders land within 5 working days of order.
- Returns?
- Made-to-order, so we can't take it back if you change your mind. If it arrives damaged or faulty, email us and we'll replace it.